marynesq:

lessgeeking-morescience:

marynesq:

likasashes:

puscyiffer:

remember when half of tumblr simultaneously disregarded the law of conservation of mass because of a gif with a chocolate bar on it

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Okay, I know it wouldn’t work but I’m dumb so I tried, and now that you’ve made me waste 15 minutes of my life, eXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME.

So :

http://i.imgur.com/nA53dlx.gif

The pieces actually grow bigger as they slide.

I will fucking murder the pieces of shit who did this.

(Source: shalrath, via zedzedtops)

kylehilde:

when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end
lilhungrymane:

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.


she was standing like how ppl stand when theyre waiting to get hit by a train lol

chromeofficial:

ma’am when i said freestyle i did not mean rap. this is a swimming competition please turn down the beat. ma’am.

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

(Source: pheberoni, via fuckyeahloldemort)

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

gaypee:

"i’m hungry"
"you just ate"
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(via fuckyeahloldemort)

spiritguide:

WHOA THERE COOL IT THAT’S WAAAAY TOO MUCH FROSTING FOR ONE DUNKAROO YOU GOTTA RATION THAT SHIT

hooddoggy:

i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast

(via awksbrah)


parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
clock: 11:01
me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now
bl-ossomed:

niick4:

this is the coolest thing ive seen on this website

holy