bisexualfetus:

my résumé
stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

fagbarbie:

*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

image

(via awksbrah)

stunningpicture:

They call him Bagel Jesus. He takes the old bagels from work and distributes them to the hungry on the street. GGG right here!
824706:

tacobell-canon:

Ladypug.

i hate this
shartichoke:

joybaaaby:

Me as a mom

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nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

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